Saturday, April 25, 2009

I opened a fortune cookie that says, "Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by yours dreams."

Friday, April 24, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Today is errand day. This weekend is supposed to be aaaammmaazzzzziiinnnngggggg.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

"I am a poet, who composes what the world proposes."

JG Ballard Died

J. G. Ballard

When J. G. Ballard, who passed away Sunday, at the age of seventy-eight, was trying to place “Crash,” his dystopian masterpiece of “auto” eroticism, with a publisher, he received a note with a rejected manuscript: “This author is beyond psychiatric help. Do not publish.”

He regarded it as a sign of “complete artistic success.”

“Crash,” as Tom Shone wrote in this magazine in 1997, “rammed into public consciousness in 1973, before backing off into cult status.” Ballard had already made a name for himself as a writer of science fiction that was short on technology—no robots, no spaceships—and so eerily prescient in its portrayal of global warming (floods, famines) that it can hardly be called fiction.

His early work, as he told Shone, was “trying to make sense of what he’d seen as a boy.” Anyone who has read or seen the movie version of “Empire of the Sun,” a fictionalized memoir of Ballard’s time in a Japanese prison camp during the Second World War, knows the story: born James Graham Ballard, in 1930, in Shanghai, to British expatriates, he enjoyed a relatively serene existence until the age of eleven when, following the bombing of Pearl Harbor, the Japanese entered the city and interned all “enemy civilians.” He stayed in the camp for three and a half years.

“Empire” hit shelves in 1984, and offered an uncompromising glimpse of the destructiveness of war. We understand, at the novel’s end, that our hero, Jim, will never fully recover from what he has witnessed.

In any genre, Ballard aimed at challenging assumptions. In a review of his final book, “Miracles of Life: Shanghai to Shepperton, An Autobiography,” Diane Johnson wrote that Ballard

seems to be a mostly unreconstructed Sixties person, suffused with his sense of himself as an artifact of that purer and more honorable time, a member of a countercultural generation that moved through society, in someone’s phrase, “like a rat through a python,” a bulge discernible in the smooth musculature of the rest; but this position can now seem a valuable, even cherishable corrective.

Ballard himself simply wanted to tell the truth through writing:

The bourgeois novel is the greatest enemy of truth and honesty that was ever invented. It’s a vast, sentimentalizing structure that reassures the reader, and at every point, offers the comfort of secure moral frameworks and recognizable characters. This whole notion was advanced by Mary McCarthy and many others years ago, that the main function of the novel was to carry out a kind of moral criticism of life. But the writer has no business making moral judgments or trying to set himself up as a one-man or one-woman magistrate’s court. I think it’s far better, as Burroughs did and I’ve tried to do in my small way, to tell the truth.

Source: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2009/04/j-g-ballard.html

Monday, April 20, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

"Hammonds says the sandwiches were meant to be delivered soon to customers and that 'little did they know that the cheese was in his nose.'"

read about it HERE
"Is that the red or the white?"

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Rollin' with the Pixels

http://www.random-international.com/pixelroller-overview/

Power Danger

Original Power Ranger Sentenced to Death for Murder

April 15th, 2009


One of the original Power Rangers was sentenced to death: Actor SKYLAR DELEON was sentenced to death for murdering an Arizona couple. The child star and Power Rangers regular has been convicted of chaining the couple to the anchor of the luxury yacht they were trying to sell him and throwing them overboard.


I pulled this off of a friend's blog. That's crazy.

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More information here: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/celebrity/hawkes_deleon/1_index.html


A Memorial Website to the murder victims: http://www.tomandjackiehawks.com/

"I fell in love with a dead boy, oh such a beautiful boy, I ask him, are you a boy or are you a girl?"
Beautiful: http://www.alexmaclean.com/
"She was just looking for a millionaire, I was just looking at her derriere."
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And yae, his sperm was spread about amoung us...



Post-Mortem Sperm Collection: This 21-year-old man died April 5 from injuries he sustained during an argument outside a Texas bar nine days earlier. But Nikolas Colton Evans could have his dream of becoming a father fulfilled in death. His mother received permission from a judge April 7 to have his sperm collected for a possible surrogate pregnancy.

Source: http://news.aol.com

Hmmm



Surgeons find fir tree 'growing inside patient's lung'

Russian surgeons have claimed to have found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man's lung.

The amazing 'discovery' was apparently made when they opened up Artyom Sidorkin, 28, to remove what they thought was a serious tumour.

Mr Sidorkin had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Doctors were convinced he had cancer.

"We were 100 per cent sure," said Vladimir Kamashev, a surgeon in Izhevsk in the Urals. "We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour.

"I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery."

Before removing part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue.

"I thought I was hallucinating," said Mr Kamashev. "I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this – we've got a fir tree here'. He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."

Medical staff said that Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.

The spruce, which was said to be touching the man's capillaries and causing severe pain, was removed.

"It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me," said Mr Sidorkin. "I'm so relieved it's not cancer."

There was no independent verification of the surgeon's claims.


Source: http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/

and

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html


Sunday, April 12, 2009

storyboarding, storyboarding, storyboarding. I'm tired...Yipee!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Synecdoche, NY

I watched 'Synecdoche, NY' the other night and I liked it very much. It has stuck in my dreams and made them strange. I thought it was a powerful film. It feels like the movie is really doing what entertainment is supposed to do. That is, being cathartic. I was very impressed with it because I felt like it was cathartic for the writer to write it(Charlie Kaufman), it was cathartic for the director to direct it(also Charlie Kaufman), it was cathartic for the actors to act in it and it was cathartic for the viewer to watch it. That's quite a feat and very much makes me feel that Charlie Kaufman really put a lot of himself in the film, all the actors did also. Philip Seymour Hoffman shined in it. It is a great movie.

Holy Smoke

I watched Jane Campion's film 'Holy Smoke' and I really liked it. I'm very disappointed with the US DVD box design, however. They added an exclamation point to the title (Holy Smoke!) which really doesn't fit the theme of the film, and the description of the movie makes it sound like a romantic comedy, when in actuality it has far more depth and darkness than that.

At any rate, I really liked the movie.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

This is an actual testimonial from a mineral supplements website.

...I love it.

"Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:45:20 -0500

I've been applying the 3 products I bought from you I either put them into a smoothie or add them in when I make my special "ice cream" in the food processor. I have no clinical proof, but I think I had cracked an upper back right tooth some months ago. It really hurt to floss that area. Using these products seems to have made the pain go away. It is possible that it might have made the tooth knit up.

Suzanne"

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

"If you knew Peggy Sue then you'd know why I feel blue without my Peggy, Peggy Sue"

Alchemy!

I just bought some beakers and a basic chemistry lab set! On my way to the alchemist production

Another



I can't get over how much I like this

Amazing

Oh man, I truly love it



Brief encounters of the animal kind: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno

Isabella Rossellini has found her calling, as the director and presenter of Green Porno, a series of beautifully hand-crafted short films about the sex lives of animals


Read more HERE

"Seems like folks turn into things that they'd never want, the only thing to live for is today."