Wednesday, January 28, 2009
SALAMANDER
Here's a salamander I made. The original is black ink on white paper, I obviously added color on the computer...
This position is one that a poisonous salamander assumes to display to predators that he/she is, indeed, poisonous. I saw it on a nature documentary about wildlife, I thought it was such a beautiful thing...
GO, GREASE LIGHTNIN'!!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
It's time for the percolator, it's time for the percolator
Monday, January 26, 2009
the televisions at the SALVATION ARMY THRIFT STORE
I went to the Salvation Army to look at clothes, because my clothing is finally seeing it's last days and I'm tired of trying to constantly sew up holes that never seem to end.
I'd never been to this particular one before, it's a number of blocks straight down the street from my apartment in Bed-Stuy.
At the entrance, spray-painted above the door is a sloppy written graffiti-style sign that reads "STORE" with an arrow pointing up. You walk through that door and you enter into a warehouse-style set of stairs, grimy and beaten up. The railings up the stairwell are lined with that neon orange plastic that looks like chicken wire...?
This:
...but thinner than that, and more of a crossing weave. Anyway, you get the idea. The sides of the stairs are lined with that stuff. So, you walk up the stairs and go two times around before you get to an opened door where you can see that the light is on and there are various items, like vases and such, so you know you're in the right place. I went inside there and looked around and it was pretty much a normal thrift store from there on out.
Except that there were about 8-10 television sets against the wall, they were all turned on and there were about 4 different things playing on the tvs, so some had reptition of visuals. But none of them looked the same. One was playing As Good As It Gets, one was playing the end credits of something, two were playing the same television channel, and the others were playing alternate things I can't remember. The two that were playing the same channel has opposite color spectrums, like one was normal and the other was in negative and it kept rolling the image and flickering. The TV playing credits was playing a VHS tape, and the tape must have gotten stretched over time, with major tracking issues, so that the sound kept occilating between being elongated, short, and fuzzy. All the TV sets had the sound on, so that they were playing the most bizarre chorus I have ever heard. It sounded like the soundscape for a horror movie, the song playing for the credits sequence was indiscernable due to the amount of damage the tape had sustained, so it was playing this wonderfully strange humming, spread out sound.
I stood transfixed by the television sets for a while, it was eerie.
Then I bought the two t-shirts I had chosen, and before I left, the tape on the TV set playing credits ended and it went to snow, so along with the various other channels and films, there was a TV playing loud static. It was great.
And it was one of the few times I neglected to bring along my camcorder. Next time I go, I'll bring it along and see if anything so stupendous happens again...
SCRIPT
The characters were influenced by a conversation I just had with a good friend of mine, I want to try and get him to play one of them. He's great and I used him quite often for my projects in college. yay!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
ANOTHER QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISING LINE
**(it turns out that the completion of the sentence is 'LIGHT & FIT', but it's written in a font that is so much larger than the other words, that it appeared that the tag line was to read as I wrote it above, and that 'light & fit' was the name to which the tag line referred, not a part of the sentence. I understand it all much better now...)
However, another aspect of the advertisement is that it is actually fully stated as such:
No other leading yogurt has fewer calories than delicious LIGHT & FIT*
*per 6 oz
Now I don't know how to trust it, considering that I don't know how common 6oz light yogurts are, and if perhaps 6oz is not standard. At any rate, I only bought this yogurt because it was that which was on sale at the grocery store. And since I mis-read the tag line the first time, it's got me wondering how much delicious you can have per 6oz.
SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2009
More about that, possibly...
Friday, January 16, 2009
An Upside to the Economic Downturn
:: "The economic climate may, in the end, see Sundance making a return to its roots as a launchpad for the best in independent film-making, rather than a freebie-filled Hollywood knees-up in a ski resort."
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jan/16/sundance-film-festival
Thursday, January 15, 2009
ALWAYS a video
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
GIMME DEM BONES
From The Guardian:
Japan strikes gold from cremated ashes
City authorities profiting from sale of precious metals recovered from cremated teeth and artificial bones
- Justin McCurry in Tokyo
- guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 14 January 2009 16.05 GMT
- Article history
Japanese cities are profiting from the sale of precious metals sifted from cremated ashes, it was revealed today, as the country attempts to cash in on a potentially huge "urban mine" of gold, silver and palladium.
Several cities, including Tokyo, have earned millions of yen from the sale of rare elements found in capped teeth and artificial bones, the Asahi newspaper said.
The Tokyo metropolitan government made 3.2m yen (£24,700) in 2007 from the sale of 700g (1.5lb) of gold, 500g of palladium and 1.9kg of silver retrieved from cremated remains.
The city earned 90,000 yen from coins placed in coffins before cremation, the report said.
One of Japan's biggest crematoriums, in the central city of Nagoya, collected 12kg of metals worth more than 10m yen.
The precious metals are being retrieved from ashes and bone fragments left behind after the family of the deceased have completed the ritual of packing some of the bones into an urn for burial.
While the practice has ugly historical precedents – the Nazis routinely searched for gold in the ashes of murdered concentration camp prisoners – the Japanese authorities have the law on their side.
In 1939, the supreme court ruled that any leftover ashes not taken away by bereaved relatives belonged to the municipality; any income they generate is considered part of the city's miscellaneous income.
According to one estimate, 1,850 tonnes of bones and ashes were produced by cremations in Japan in 2007.
Although one local council said it had stopped searching for precious metals after complaints that it was profiting from the dead, most families are unaware of the practice.
Japan has a huge quantity of discarded mobile phones, PCs, televisions and MP3 players, which, if properly tapped, could turn it into a major producer of precious metals.
About 20m mobile phones containing minute quantities of silver, gold, palladium and other precious metals are replaced in Japan every year, but only a tiny percentage are recycled.
While the government is encouraging the stripping down of gadgets, experts have mixed feelings about profiting from crematoria treasure hunts.
"There's nothing illegal about it, so it's not something we can condemn outright," said Yuji Moriyama, of the Japan Society of Environmental Crematory. "But personally, I think it's wrong. We're talking about human beings, not mobile phones.
"Human remains should be treated with just as much respect as they were before cremation. Whatever ashes and bones are left should be packed up and taken to the nearest Buddhist temple to be blessed and looked after properly."
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/14/japan-cremations-gold-metals
SCRIPT WRITING
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Chug-A-Lug
What's on my brain most specifically at this moment is a picture I've been working on. It's sort of a grasping at things/birth/death painting/drawing piece.
Lately, a lot of the same concepts have been infiltrating the work I do. From video, to writing, to drawing/painting. I actually like that very much, as if everything is starting to coalesce. Except that I still don't have identification with who I am--like, I don't get it.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
THE DUSHORE, PA PROJECT
The birth of the colorful cards(click it to make it bigger---oh yeah...):::
I made this while visiting my parents at their home in Dushore, PA. It's colored pencil on cardboard with ink on sketch paper cut-outs glued on. And photos. Compiled as one unit in the granduer of photoshop!
Also uploaded this to facebook.
I ended up making 12 in all during my visit, but only photographed these 10(I can't remember why the others didn't join ranks...I guess I just made this and then made the others and didn't bother to include them post-digital-creation...)
Thursday, January 8, 2009
SPEAK NOT, LEST THE MASONS HEAR YEE
Oh, that's a great line.
right off the box...I have a hunch about what that really means.
BUSHISMS
The 'misunderestimated' president?
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All politicians are prone to make slips of the tongue in the heat of the moment - and President George W Bush has made more than most.
The word "Bushism" has been coined to label his occasional verbal lapses during eight years in office, which come to an end on 20 January.
Here are some of his most memorable pronouncements.
"They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
Washington DC, 11 May, 2001
"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."
Tokyo, 18 February, 2002
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003
Washington DC, 7 May, 2003
"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
Washington DC, 27 October, 2003
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Washington DC, 17 September, 2004
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
Reston, Virginia, 28 March, 2000
"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."
CNN, 30 August, 2000
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
New York Daily News, 19 February, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Reuters, 5 May, 2000
"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
Austin, Texas, 8 January, 2001
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
Washington DC, 19 May, 2003
"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."
Orlando, Florida, 12 September, 2000
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004
"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
Concord, New Hampshire, 29 January, 2000
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."
Washington DC, 10 April, 2002
"Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."
Washington DC, 2 May, 2007
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
LaCrosse, Wisconsin, 18 October, 2000
"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005
"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"
Speaking to reporter Kai Diekmann, Washington DC, 5 May, 2006
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
Washington DC, 18 April, 2006
"And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."
On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington DC, 7 December, 2006
"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone."
San Diego, California, 25 October, 2007
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
Washington DC, 12 May, 2008
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
THE DEVIL BAT
Monday, January 5, 2009
The Internet Effect
It makes one feel strange. I should say, it makes me feel strange, I don't know how it makes everyone else feel. I've been finding it more and more difficult to understand myself as personal expression through language. I love to talk, that's true, but on here, I type and then later I look at it, and it reads like someone else typed it. The language I'm using is not relatable to me, does that make any sense?
I guess I've often felt that locking something down in writing that expresses your personal opinions is very difficult to do, because opinions shift so often. That's why I prefer to try and express myself through fiction and abstraction, it feels more real somehow, probably because it's fluid, the way I think minds are.
There are things that people can say that very much illustrate the way they feel, but the way we all feel changes, I think. Maybe not, though, maybe a lot of people are very comfortable and direct with how they feel and it is close to constant, with subtle shifts that don't much effect how they talk about things...I don't really know.
I like the idea of a page that is easy to upload and designed for personal expression, but I'm not sure I can figure what to do with it. I guess this is it, what I'm doing.
Dreams
I fell asleep and had a bunch of strange dreams. The only one I remember with any clarity, involved, at one point, a man sitting on the back seat of a car, though the car seat was out in the grass on this woman's lawn. He said the one thing he wanted was to not be made a fool of, and then he fell over sideways, car seat and all. Laying there, he said that something had stung him, but sitting on his side was a squirrel with a taser gun. It tasered him again, and again he said something stung him and then he started running. I ran with him, we ran down the street and we started getting stung by horse flies, though they looked like fly-robots, like they were made of metal and were oversized and didn't look really like flies, more like wasps. He was yelling and pushing them away, even though he was saying they were simply regular house flies. I was laughing at him for thinking this, but then getting stung by them. They were landing all over my clothing and I was using a pile of about 30 sheets of paper to push them off my body.
I woke up. The End.